Bedtime Stories That Don’t Suck

My husband and I love reading to our little one each night as part of our nightly routine, but one can only read Curious George Goes to the Zoo so many times before going a little apeshit. Although we would prefer books geared toward a slightly older crowd, such as Dr. Seuss, our infant still struggles to grasp the concept of saving Whoville.

With all the research that has shown that reading to children from birth through kindergarten develops language, literacy, and social-emotional skills with long-term benefits (American Academy of Pediatrics), I want to make this nightly tradition something that doesn’t cause my husband to hide in the bathroom with an imaginary case of the shits every night.  Luckily for us, the Howard County Library System is simply amazing and should have no problem supplying us enough books to last a few billion years (if we live that long).

Below you will find a list of LoCo approved books for story time. These are not the baby proof board books that we give our son to slobber all over. These are the sometimes delicate books we read together each night, the ones that won’t kill us to read a few dozen times.

  1. Otter in Space by Sam Garton
    • This book is the perfect combination of colorful and entertaining illustrations (such as an image of the slumped-over teddy bear with a description, “Teddy took his space suit off. He didn’t seem to be taking space travel seriously.”) and story that really captures the imaginative practicality of a toddler.
  2. Little Blue Truck by Alice Schertle
    • So there are a few of these. We have read Little Blue Truck and Little Blue Truck’s Beep Along Book. We found both books entertaining and a nice way to practice our animals without torturing ourselves with another round of Old MacDonald.
  3. Giraffes Can’t Dance by Giles Andreae and Guy Parker-Rees
    • With vibrant images and language that flows, this is one of those books with a lesson, “sometimes if you’re different you just need a different song.”
  4. Dinosaur Rumpus! by Tony Mitton and Guy Parker-Rees
    • Okay, so this one is not so much a bedtime story, but it is a lot of fun. The rhymes and repetition keep my son’s interest and we tend to start moving and dancing to the “Shake, shake, shudder near the sludgy old swamp. The dinosaurs are coming. Get ready to romp.” As a bonus, it has a lot of dinosaur names included (now if I can just figure out how to pronounce them before he is old enough to understand the words I garble).
  5. I’m A Dirty Dinosaur by Janeen Brian
    • My son absolutely loves this book. The pictures, rhythm, and rhymes in this book capture his attention and make it another fun book to read. The concept is simple, but provides opportunity to point out body parts, dance to the rhythm, or just snuggle up and enjoy the watercolor pictures.
  6. Ragweed’s Farm Dog Handbook by Anne Vittur Kennedy
    • The illustrations of Ragweed demonstrating the examples are just as funny as his thoughts (“Cows eat grass all day and make milk. That’s their job. That’s not your job. Don’t eat grass. You will really, really want to eat grass. But don’t eat grass. If you DO eat grass, you won’t get a biscuit. But you will throw up a biscuit, and you can eat that one again.”)
  7. I Love You Stinky Face by Lisa Mccourt and Cyd Moore
    • A good one for parents to read to their children as it reinforces the message of unconditional love. It is also quite amusing with some of the mother’s responses (child asks, “Would you still love me….if I were a big scary ape?” and mother replies that if he were a big scary ape, she would build his birthday cake out of bananas… touché mama).
  8. Are You My Mother by P.D. Eastman
    • This is a true classic (1960) that has stood the test of time. The illustrations are of simple things that young babies can recognize (bird, dog, cow, plane, etc.) and yet the story is amusing enough to read time and again.
  9. Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown
    • There are numerous articles criticizing this book. Parents are creeped out by “a quiet old lady who was whispering hush” and the baby bunny saying “goodnight nobody.” Parents detest the color choice and decor of the little bunny’s 1940s style bedroom and his failure to take care of his dirty dishes. Despite this, Goodnight Moon was written in 1947 and currently sells 800,000 books annually. Young children love this book because they are currently eating up new words for dessert and love matching images to words that they recognize i.e. Mom just said mouse and I see a mouse right there! I am F*&K@$! awesome!  And you know what, I’m going to put myself out there and say I like it! It’s classic. It gets my little one to settle down for bed. That’s the key, right?
  10. Pete the Cat: I Love My White Shoes by Eric Litwin
    • This book has a great rhythm and teaches children not only colors, but that accidents happen, shoes get dirty, and life goes on. It is a very positive and fun book that both children and parents can enjoy. As a huge bonus, you can access Pete the Cat songs and videos for free at:

Although I do not encourage TV watching at this age, I picked up the Baby Signing Time DVD at our local library and lo and behold, our son loves it! It’s 20-30 minutes of uninterrupted showering, cooking, or cleaning time and as a bonus, we have picked up a few basic signs. I know recent research has shown that baby signing does not improve long-term literacy, but if my little guy can learn a way to tell me he is hungry other than screaming in my face, that would be great.

Honorable mentions:

*It is my hope that I will be able to update this post in the future with additional favorites. Please feel free to add your own favorite bedtime story books in the comment section of this post!



4 thoughts on “Bedtime Stories That Don’t Suck

    • Mommy LoCo says:

      I’m glad you found some suggestions of interest! My hope with this post is that other parents will not have to borrow and devour 543 children’s books from the library to find a good read, as I have already done it for them. Always great to meet another stay at home parent – thanks for visiting!

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